Lucid

I had a dream where I was in a theater and a middle aged woman rubbed my feet though my shoes.

She then tried to give me a lap dance but all she did was made me spill my franks and beans on my outfit.

I was pretty upset after that.


did-you-kno:

Source


Dapper Dan

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via beybladehero)


pupusapalace:

I wanna change my username to nyguensomeyoulosesome but I feel that needs to go to a very funny Vietnamese person

(via beybladehero)


fohk:

“I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I’m getting the fear”
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)Terry Gilliam

The number of people that haven’t seen this movie is disturbing.
dutchster:

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

say neigh to drugs
If you’re scared, that’s good. And if you doubt yourself, that’s even better. Fear and self-doubt are two giant signs that you’re onto something big, and to keep moving forward!
- Debonnaire Billionaire (via debonnairebillionaire)

debonnairebillionaire:

Gentlemen, welcome…
Debonnairebillionaire.tumblr.com: Allergic to Average.

brucewayneatl:

nikeking3:


Outkast (Taken with instagram)


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